thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

itsrainingblogs:

So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”

My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”

SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.

your sister is going to get fucking murdered

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

irresponsibleeyouth:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

22drunkb:

dottewa:

scaredycas:

If cas ate all the purgatory souls does that mean that Benny was in cas at some point

This is a joke but at the same time I was actually sure this was why they didn’t like each other.

Oh, awkward.